funny pictures~

忏悔

看了５小时偶像剧

泡了５０分钟超市

看了５分钟的书．．．

生平第一次笔录.....

STATEMENT

Name: ******

STATES:
My name is ***** and I am a 22 year old student. I reside in an address known to police.

On Thursday the 7th of July, 2007, I was at home and had to go to Melbourne University. I left my address and started walking down Lygon Street towards the city. I was on the pavement on the side of the road where there are tall buildings.

At about 1.00 p.m. I was about ten meters passed the Vic Roads building when I saw a male sitting on a bench. This male looked in my direction then stood up and walked towards me as I passed him. He walked in front of me and said.

" Excuse me, give me all your money"
I said, "sorry"

He said, 'Give me your money, if you don't want to get hurt."

I said, " Are you threatening me?"

He said." Yes."

I stood there for about five seconds. I was confused and didn't know what to do.

He said, "Give me all your money."

I said, " How much do you want?"

He said, "All your money"

I didn't do anything.

He said, "Quick your wallet, if you don't want to get stabbed"

I took my wallet out of my bag and gave him all the notes from it. It was $30. He took the money with his right hand. I then quickly walked away towards the city.

When I was about fifty meters away I looked back. This male was still there standing on the pavement. I walked to Melbourne University. Once there I telephoned the police via my mobile phone and told them what had happened. I said that I would go to the C Police Station and report the robbery.

I went to the C Police Station and reported the robbery to police.

At the time of the robbery there no people around apart from passing traffic. Also the male kept his left hand in his jeans pocket all the time and that I did not see any knife.

I describe the male as having dark skin and being in his early twenties. about 5'7" tall with a medium build. He was wearing a woollen beanie, a red jacket and jeans. I would recognise this male again.

I was afraid for my safety during the robbery and was scared at what this male would do to me. I did not give anyone permission to take my money and threaten me.



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小学生写作文

今天是妈妈的生日.

上午带警察叔叔去了案发地点,然后匆忙吃了点PIZZA,就去考试了

这是我在这里的第一次考试,考场还真的很壮观呢,虽然之前听说会有不少人一起考试,但走进去还是吓了一跳,估计有几千人吧,这时候显的自己更是渺小啦~~~

由于都是主观题.从头写到尾,忙里偷闲掰巧克力,才能随时保持考试心情愉快~~~

回家路上去SAFEWAY逛了一圈,可怜昨天被我消灭的东东已经不打折了,只得空手而回:-(

附上考场照片一张,里面拍不到,因为不能带手机....

robbery

吃好午饭刚出门走了几步,一个GUY朝我走来,EXCUSE ME,GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY
我以为自己听错了,他继续威胁说如果不想STABBED就把钱拿出来....我这才真正意识不是在做梦.................乖乖的拿出钱包,把所有的30刀交了出去
真的很意外,大白天,大马路,竟然公然抢劫,真是没王法了.......:-(明天开始考试,本来就来不及复习,又在警局泡了一个多小时,真是不好的征兆5555555555555555555555

教训:
1. 没事情就乖乖呆在家里,献个个去学校学习就增加了出事的概率

2. 身边不要带超过10块钱

以此纪念生平的第一次ROBBERY.....

WEEKEND

为了看海盗3,特意吃了顿日本餐,干掉3个NZ NATURAL加一瓶饮料.减肥计划搁浅中......
总的来说,电影还是比较吸引人的,不过也可能之前期望很高的缘故,头2个小时的情节似乎不够紧凑,邪恶的新加坡海盗完全颠覆发哥以往的形象(不禁想起某洗发水广告),原来广东话念诗是件很有趣的事情....然后他就莫名其妙死了.......
最稀饭的是海上激战时WILL向ELIZABETH求婚的情节,一边杀敌,一边象对方表白,然后宣誓,令人感动不已,只可惜不久后WILL就被KILLED....成了JONES的后继者:-(
掰了掰手指头,还有SHREK3,HARRY POTTER,OCEAN THIRTEEN, ZODIAC..........让我中彩票吧~~~